Over due
(Taking a cue from The Queen, I have named my former employer Eliot -- my current employer is Mario. Her former employer I think she has referred to as Elliot, but they, I believe, are different Eliot/Elliots.) So back when I was working at Eliot, I had a friend who told me the story of how for 7 months, she was a mail carrier in Mt. Olive, IL. She was responsible for delivering the mail to half the town. She hated it. One thing that struck me in her story was how she began to despise her neighbors because they subscribed to magazines, which apparently, are the bane of mail carriers' existences.
Today, Payroll hates me. Last Thursday I received a raise, effective July 1; today I received a promotion, which carries with it another raise. Effective today. The payroll deadline is tomorrow. That, I'm sure, is way too much paperwork for one person to generate without payroll grumbling.
But, you know what? I don't really give a damn. I earned this. For the first time ever I actually feel like I've been rewarded and acknowledge for my work and my knowledge base. This has been a really big year; I nailed three things in the last year that I wanted but never thought I'd have: a husband, a house and my boss' job.
I can't wait for my former boss and my former co-worker from hell to find out...

Submitted by No One Of Consequence
at 7/21/2008 1:21:55 PM- The only thing that would have made it better is if your husband's exwife was the boss whose job you just took, and/or it was her forclosed house that you were moving into.
Step 1: Get Husband
Step 2: Steal Underpants
Step 3:
Step 4: Get Bosses Job.
Step 5: Make lots of money.
Step 6: Buy house.


















WOO HOO.... Way to go!!.....congratulations!