Letter of Recommendation
I asked the recently former chair of our board if he would write a letter of recommendation for the graduate program I'm applying to. He gave me the letter in a sealed envelope yesterday, but then sent it to me via email today stating that he thought I might like to see what I'd passed on: He lauded me well, and then I came across this statement that caused (for the 2nd time today) tea to fly out of my nose:
I would be remiss if I did not
comment on another thirst that she demonstrates—her thirst for ETOH. Her pursuit of beverages, consumption of
beverages, and capacity for beverages are the stuff of legend at the [office where she works]. Indeed, she frequently has left her peers in
her wake in her quest to quench that thirst.




















All good, so long as they're "performance enhancing" ;-)